Google is a wonderful tool. If you plugin in ‘nearest brothel’ in the search engine, it will bring up a map showing you exactly where several brothels near you are located. Scroll down further and you’ll see listings of brothels in your general location and you can click through to the websites of these establishments.  

However, just because they are the nearest brothels doesn’t mean they are the best. And just because they are near doesn’t mean they’re the right brothel for you.

Location just one consideration

Recently we wrote a blog on how to find the perfect brothel and one of the key points we made in the blog was that, while it is worth driving a little way for a good brothel, you don’t want to have to cross to the other side of Melbourne. Yes, the main reason you visit a brothel is to be stimulated and excited, but you also want to be relaxed. Driving a long distance to get your rocks off isn’t most people’s idea of stress-relief, so finding a brothel that is near to you makes sense.

It’s worth remembering, however, that there is near and then there is too near. As most people are looking for discretion and privacy when going to a brothel, visiting the nearest brothel may not always be the best option. If you have a wide circle of family, friends and acquaintances in your local area it’s definitely a good idea to put a few kilometres between your place of work or home and the brothel to ensure you are on the discreet  side. Choosing a brothel with a private entry is also a must.

Nearest and best brothel

So how can you find a brothel that is near, if not nearest, not too near and one that is perfect for you? 

Google can be your friend here again. Take a look at the websites listed when you type in ‘nearest brothel’ to get a feel for the brothels in your local area and what they offer. Of course, it’s one thing to look at websites and it’s another to visit the premises, which is the next thing we’d suggest you do. A good brothel will give you a good vibe, while a poor one (which are sometimes illegal) can be tawdry and the atmosphere just isn’t right.

Once you find the right brothel for you, the one that gives you a good vibe and provides the ladies and services you are looking for, you’ll be sure to be back again. 

Blue Krystal brothel

If you live in the Dandenong area or anywhere in South East Melbourne, Blue Krystal may well be your nearest brothel. But even if we’re not, we’re worth going that little bit further for. 

Blue Krystal is South East Melbourne’s leading brothel and adult relaxation centre. We provide a full brothel service as well as one of the best erotic massages you’ll ever experience. All delivered by exotic, glamorous and desirable ladies who are trained in the art of seduction.
While Blue Krystal is closed at the moment due to COVID-19 restrictions, we hope to be able to offer our services again soon. In the meantime, browse our website to learn more about Blue Krystal.